good theories

hello ,
hope u will njoy the forwarded mail.
Some good theories to share ... these are our experiences 

• Jone's Motto:  Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. 
• Terman's Law of Innovation:  If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one  foot each. 
• O'brien's Variation:  If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 
• Conway's Law:  In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. 
• The Peter Principle:  In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who  have not reached their level of incompetence. 
• H.L.Mencken's Law:  Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach
• Martin's Extension:  Those who can't teach, administer 
• Belani's Extrapolation:  Those who cannot even administer, become consultants. 
• Lieberman's Law:  Everbody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. 
• Kovac's Conundrum:  When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. 
• Van Herpen's Law:  The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.          
• Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:  The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 
• Kin Hubbard :  A good listener is usually thinking about something else..

 

What ur birth month means? 

 AUGUST

* Loves to joke* Attractive* Suave and caring* Brave and fearless* Firm and has leadership qualities* Knows how to console others* Too generous and egoistic* Taked high pride of oneself* Thirsty for praises* Extraodinary spirit* Easily angered* Angry when provoked* Easily jealous* Observant* Careful and cautious* Thinks quickly* Independent thoughts* Loves to lead and to be led* Loves to dream* Talented in the arts, music and defence* Sensitive but not petty* Poor resistance against illnesses* Learns to relax* Hasty and rushy* Romantic* Loving and caring* Loves to make friends ..

i think it is right to some extend..it worked out for me atleast.....
N A VERY HAPPY FRIENDSHIPS DAY........ N have a nice day..